Tag: education
group name: martin-lounge
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September 13, 2006 06:35 PM EDT --
I have recently acquired a cyberstalker and since I have a real life one I really don't want another. I have been doing some research and found that cyberstalking is a violation of . . .
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December 06, 2006 02:06 AM EST --
I’ve never been fired.
I’ve loved every job I’ve ever had.
I’ve never almost died in a near-miss accident.
All my athletic ambitions worked out perfectly.
This Date Rape stuff . . .
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January 29, 2007 01:15 PM EST --
A man walks into a bar, orders 12 shots of Jim Beam and starts sucking them down. “Hey Buddy,” says the bartender, “slow down.”
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December 30, 2006 12:48 PM EST --
DAY 48
QUOTE OF THE DAY:
Our deeds determine us, as much as we determine our deeds.
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March 06, 2007 01:57 PM EST --
DAY 161
QUOTE OF THE DAY:
There are only two ways to live your life. One, as if nothing is a miracle, and the other as if everything is a miracle.
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March 11, 2007 02:53 PM EDT --
DAY 178
QUOTE OF THE DAY:
Thanks to the Interstate Highway System, it is now possible to travel from coast-to-coast without seeing anything.
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March 13, 2007 03:45 PM EDT --
DAY 181
QUOTE OF THE DAY:
I’ll rest when I’m dead.
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March 24, 2007 12:49 AM EDT --
DAY 196
QUOTE OF THE DAY:
Love yourself first and everything else falls into line.
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November 28, 2006 01:36 PM EST --
There’s no one I grew up with interesting enough to write about.
There’s no one in my family interesting enough to write about.
I’d just be embarrassed to see my picture on the cover . . .
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December 08, 2006 01:44 PM EST --
DAY 26
QUOTE OF THE DAY:
No one is useless in this world who lightens the burdens of another.
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December 31, 2006 01:40 PM EST --
DAY 51
QUOTE OF THE DAY:
Trees are not known by their leaves, nor even by their blossoms, but by their fruits.
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March 27, 2007 04:53 PM EDT --
DAY 203
QUOTE OF THE DAY:
It takes about ten years to get used to how old you are.
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April 17, 2007 05:23 PM EDT --
DAY 261
QUOTE OF THE DAY:
Think with the whole body.
—Taisen Deshimaru . . .
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December 01, 2006 01:59 AM EST --
What do the words honeymoon, berserk and the phrases Mind your p’s and q’s, Rule of Thumb, and Wet your Whistle have in common? They, and others, are directly inspired by our favorite . . .
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January 10, 2007 12:46 AM EST --
Dirty Johnny had a big time crush on the young substitute teacher. He followed her around all week, stayed in at recess and helped her clean the blackboards after school. One day she said, “Johnny, . . .
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February 24, 2007 02:45 PM EST --
DAY 140
QUOTE OF THE DAY:
Until seventy, one learns wisdom, and then one goes and drops dead.
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March 07, 2007 03:53 PM EST --
DAY 166
QUOTE OF THE DAY:
The joy about writing is that as long as you write from your heart, a thousand English degrees cannot compete with that.
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March 10, 2007 11:57 AM EST --
DAY 172
QUOTE OF THE DAY:
The success of the poem is determined not by how much the poet felt in writing it, but by how much the reader feels in reading it.
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March 29, 2007 02:11 PM EDT --
DAY 244
QUOTE OF THE DAY:
Writing is a business, too. Aspiring authors—and those anxious to make it to the next plateau—require a business plan. Perhaps . . .
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April 04, 2007 12:22 PM EDT --
DAY 250
QUOTE OF THE DAY:
A hundred years from now it is very likely that The Jumping Frog alone will be remembered.
—Harry Thurston Peck on Mark Twain
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